Wow, third journal in 3 days... I must really have no life. But seriously, BEST DREAM EVER last night! You have to reasd it--you're all in it.

Okay, so I'm at Dani and Jordan's wedding (just go with it) and it's this huge party and all these old British people are there (because apparently someone has a lot of British relatives...?). Anyways, everyone's all dressed up and eating these fancy orderves... It's really weird...
So it's like a seriously DULL time (god, I hate weddings...) and Danie's mom is running around doing Julia Childs impressions and making me sample all the finger foods. The "brides" are mingling--discussing "grown-up" things like the economy and politics--and everyone's treating them like they're this really high-class couple despite the fact that they are dressed as Batman and Sailor Jupiter... Danie's mom keeps telling everyone how proud she is that her daughter is FINALLY getting married, but Danie keeps falling asleep and Jordan has to slap her to wake her up. Jean Bean is BORED.
So all this time goes by and Danie's mom and Mr. Keen get into an argument about the lack of vegatable dips. And then Katie starts feeling left out so she decides to propose to Julie so they can have a double wedding. This is when ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
Hailey storms in looking like the mother of all drag queens and demands to know how Katie could betray her--(At this point, one of the old women faints)--Jordan gets pissed at Katie for stealing her thunder and Danielle falls asleep again. Meanwhile, Courtney is trying desperately to ease the conflict, I'm finishing off the last of the food, Julie is building a fort out of cheese cubes and Mary is sobbing hysterically because she accidentally used the wrong frosting for the cake. And then Madi comes after me for eating all her jolly ranchers....

And that's when I woke up, feeling anxious and utterly confused. I think if this were a soap opera I would definitely have to be a regular viewer.